Josiah: Mommy, someone stuck something up my nose.
Me: Why do you think someone stuck something up your nose?
Josiah: Because I can't breathe.
Me: You have boogers in your nose. Nobody stuff them up your nose. Your body made them. Lets go blow your nose.
Josiah is jumping up and down with a big grin on his face.
Me: Are you a little excited about going camping?
Josiah: No, I'm BIG excited!!
Josiah fell and lightly bonked his head.
Me: Are you okay?
Josiah: No
Me: Are you going to die?
Josiah: No. I am just going to sit here and not die.
Me: Good idea.
Me: Josiah do you hear the birds outside singing? They are singing "tweet tweet".
Josiah: No mom, they are not singing "tweet, tweet". They are singing "Awesome God".
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